When my neighbor got a heart attack everyone fussed over him. How can I have that?

We go through life encountering all sorts of obstacles, challenges, and endless attempts at recognition.

We have relatives, be it siblings or whatever, that get recognition and attention but for some reason it never comes our way.

So, because of our quest for attention, sympathy, or gossip about us, we strive for something that many people get and what many people do not get.

The one thing that comes up that we know for sure people will talk about is getting a heart attack.

What comes to mind in getting this ball rolling is to embark upon a train to Hell until our goal has been reached.

First and foremost we have to become fat or obese and if our metabolism will not permit that we have to do our best to restrict blood flow in our arteries to our heart.

Starting with day one we must consume flesh at every meal. We must eat it every day for breakfast lunch and dinner and keep a bowl full by the couch, recliner and bed for snacks.

Under no circumstances should you eat fruits, vegetables, whole grains, seeds, nuts and pure water.

Yes, there are idiot vegetarians or totally insane vegans out there that will try to lay the “compassion” card on us. But those creatures are fair game and that’s why they are there.

We hear from the meat industry that factory-farmed meat is the best, especially for our intestines, our heart, and the planet, whereas range-fed animals are too anemic to provide any benefits whatsoever.

We know the planet is getting over-crowed so why not do our best to make room for others? After all, living until fifty or sixty will extend social security and make it available for those sickos that think living to a ripe old age has merit. All it’s gonna do is put us in old age homes around horny wannabees that couldn’t do anything with what they’ve got anyway.

If after consuming all the flesh we can handle we find that our cholesterol levels are still too low, we gleefully add GMO dairy products and eggs from factory-farmed animals.

Jeez, the GMO dairy is loaded with growth hormones that will make us bigger and fatter and because one egg supplies more protein that our body actually needs or can process in one day and puts an enormous burden on our organs and digestive system, we will knowingly be speeding up our desired goal.

We also have to add, eat and absorb as much processed foods as possible. Where else can be find these essential synthetic chemicals and artificial flavors and additives to help break our system down faster?

The good news is that any vitamins, minerals or nutrients that may have been in the animals are long gone by the time we get to them due to the processing and whatever has been added is useless so there’s no need to be concerned about eating them.

And, with the dairy, it’s a blessing that raw, unpasteurized and unhomogonized dairy has been outlawed because despite ingesting stuff loaded with parasites, we’ll get plenty of antibiotics passed to us from the animals that need them badly.

No matter what else we eat it must be fried in margarine, lard or canola oil because when refined oils are heated to really high temperatures it will not clog your arteries despite what the vegan and vegetarian fanatics tell you. And don’t worry about the trans fats like hydrogenated oils. The tranies are the good guys because they will help you achieve you desired goal so much quicker.

We know that advertising, for the most part, is a scam. Things have to be told to you because it’s forced upon us by a corrupt government that wants you to believe they care about you even if you don’t pay taxes.

That being said, it is to your advantage to begin drinking alcohol as if it were water and to begin smoking. These two wonderful substances provide a genuine warmth for your heart and your organs and will help to reduce the blood supply to your heart so your goal can be achieved quicker and compassion and concern for you will be abundant so much faster.

When you shop in the supermarket let your eyes be in control. Reading ingredients is a waste of time. Just buy what’s in the most colorful package. And if you do read ingredients, buy what has the most because you’ll get more of the good stuff. Who in his or her right mind would buy a bag of potato chips that only listed potatoes, coconut oil, and sea salt as ingredients? For it to be good there should be at least as many ingredients as you have fingers and toes.

Exercise sucks. You sweat, you gasp for breath, you have to drink lots of water, and your upped heart rate can give you a headache. Be smart. Buy a bigger TV.

When you start feeling achy, take a pill. Look at what sacrifices the doctors have made for you. The go to college for four years, then medical school for four years, then do internship for at least two years, and finally open up their own practice. And if you reject what they have learned in those ten plus years of dispensing synthetic chemicals or wielding a sophisticated pocket knife, you are creating a grave insult to them and making the grave coming to you later than sooner, which defeats the purpose

Last but not least, hate as best you can. Don’t waste you time on friends. Think of the people that have achieved what you are striving for and hate them for it every minute of every day. Instead of meditation and solace, become envious and angry.

You’ll be amazed how that emotional turmoil will play into your physical upheaval and how your heart attack will be right around the corner.

But, first and foremost, you must start with a goal. Say for your height you should weigh 150 pounds. That is pure crappola. Shoot for 250 pounds as fast as you can. When you reach that goal, you should walk up a steep hill once a weak. It will, tax your heart so heavily that your desired heart attack will right around the corner and so many people will be concerned about you that you will now be able to live in complete bliss.

Under no circumstances should you even consider taking organic sulfur crystals, bee pollen or superfoods. They will only hinder the completion of your desired goal of bodily and mental destruction and reverse anything and everything that is wrong with you right now.

Aloha!

Sources:
www.elephantjournal.com
www.quora.com
www.jigsawhealth.com

New study suggests firefighters are at a greater risk for heart attacks from inhaling TOXIC fumes

Firefighters are at an increased risk of suffering heart attacks due to intense heat and exertion, a new study reveals. To assess this, researchers randomly chose 19 non-smoking, healthy firefighters to participate in two fire simulation exercises. During the activity, the firefighters had to rescue a dummy victim from a two-story structure with temperatures reaching more than 752 degrees Fahrenheit (400 degrees Celsius). The participants wore blood pressure and heart rate monitors at 30 minutes before the activity and at 24 hours afterwards. The monitors constantly kept track of the participants’ heart rate and heart rhythm, as well as the strength and timing of electrical impulses passing through the heart.

Researchers found that the participants’ core temperatures rose about two degrees Fahrenheit (-16 degrees Celsius) on average during the fire simulation exercises. The firefighters’ core temperatures remained high for three to four hours after the activity. The participants also exhibited lower blood pressure immediately after the activity. However, researchers attributed this to possible dehydration and increased blood flow to the skin to help regulate the body’s temperature.

Study data also showed that the firefighter’s blood became stickier and had a 66 percent increased risk of forming potentially dangerous clots. Researchers also found that the participants’ blood vessels did not relax properly despite medication. A combination of perspiration-related fluid loss and inflammatory response to heat may have caused the blood to be more concentrated and more susceptible to clotting.

“Studies from the USA have shown that nearly half of all firefighters who die on duty are killed by heart disease. Our study has shown a direct link between the heat and physical activity levels encountered by firefighters during the course of their duties and their risk of suffering a heart attack. However, we’ve also found that there are simple measures, such as staying well hydrated, that firefighters can take to reduce this risk,” said lead researcher Prof. Nick Mills, as reported on BBC.com.

The findings are published in the journal Circulation.

Toxic chemicals contribute to higher heart attack risk in firefighters

The recent study is only one of the many research that demonstrate a higher heart attack risk in firefighters. A report from the U.S. Fire Administration showed that 45 percent of deaths among firefighters who died in the line of duty were associated with cardiovascular events, with heart attack being the most common incident.

Previous research and case studies have also suggested that exposure to toxic chemicals during a fire may contribute to increased risk of heart disease in firefighters. A 1998 study showed that firefighters were consistently exposed to various hazardous chemicals during a fire. These chemicals include combustion byproducts of burning materials such as carbon monoxide, sulphur dioxide, hydrogen cyanide, and benzene. Researchers also noted other toxic chemicals such as hydrogen chloride, dichlorofluoromethane, aldehydes, and particulates. Study data showed that exposure to many these chemicals was associated with increased odds of cardiovascular, respiratory, or neoplastic diseases. The findings were published in the British Journal of Industrial Medicine. (Related: Know more about the effects of toxic chemicals on human health on Toxins.news)

An interim report by the Illinois Fire Service Institute also found that most modern buildings today use materials and methods that contain polymer-based furnishings. At the event of a fire, these compounds spur more rapid fire growth, increased heat release rates and additional chemical exposure to firefighters, according to the report. These factors were found to worsen cardiovascular strain in firemen, researchers stated.

An archived report by the Daily News Express has also pointed at chemical exposure as a possible cause of heart attack and death of a Bronx-based firefighter. According to the report, the firefighter was exposed to fumes from a heavily incinerated elevator that featured heavily-varnished wood panels. Fire officials speculated that the fumes may have triggered the fireman’s heart attack.

Sources:

FoxNews.com

Reuters.com

BBC.com

NCBI.NLM.NIH.gov

FSI.Illinois.edu

NYDailyNews.com